Posted by on Mar 19, 2018 | 15 comments

Well, some tummies just cry out for rubbing.

Don’t think I lie this way to be tempting to those who might pass by, oh, no.

I lie like this because frankly, I am exhausted by the sad news of good men who have served our country well being considered to be removed on the whim of our president.  I am overwhelmed by the attempts of someone who is looking more and more like a common dictator to stifle the press, to, slowly but surely, discredit the F B I and truthful reports of this would-be dictator’s dealings with and financing by the Russians, and to also discredit the very honourable and honest Mr.  Mueller, who is an ethical and selfless public servant but whose truthfulness the dictator feels he must silence or be caught, himself, in a downward spiral of his own making.

Those who are innocent do not protest examination of their actions.

I lie exhausted way because it is getting harder and harder for me to accept that there appears to be no one who can stop this madness, except, perhaps, Mr. Mueller and many Republicans who are fed up with the dictator’s antics.

I least I lie down instead of to others!!!

BUT, this is National Laugh Day and boy, do we need some of those.  How about a smile for the really nice website run by a lady named Olivia and really informative about how to treat your furry friends well and keep them healthy and laughing.

So here’s a joke mama’s cousin sent her that might make you laugh today:

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days.
 
A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?”
The assistant asks, “Are you Irish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am, but let me ask you something…

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?”

The assistant says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says, “Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Irish?”

The assistant replied, “Because you’re in a hardware store.”

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Always leave ’em laughing!  It’s so good for your health.