Posted by on Mar 30, 2018 | 10 comments

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WELL, I NEVER!

Well, FINALLY, I talked mama into showing me the pics of papa doing bad things in that other place where I was not wanted and THIS is only ONE OF THEM:

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Six months old and already a seductress!!

And then she shows me THIS and I am telling you that it’s going to take ALOT of snuggles to pay off this kitty, spurned by her favourite anthro/man and cheated on with sl..ts like THESE!!!

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Okay, okay, this one is not such competition.  I’m a heck of a lot warmer than this babe, that’s for sure.  But leave it to papa to find the only bronze kitty in the neighbourhood!

UH, OH, now they are BOTH in on the treachery!!!

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Sometimes a kitty just wants to kick back and be nonchalant, whatever that is, and just NOT CARE about those other creatures that tempt mama and papa to cuddle and snuggle them.

I have to say, that Pom is pretty cute for a 5-month old…but if I’m EVER in that city, I’m taking a blowtorch to Miss Bronzie!

Hmmm…maybe I’m being a bit…er…catty.

So…today papa put his pillows out in the sun to air, and there were lots of birdies around, and I thought if I could speak birdy-speak, I would say, “HEY, birdies, I’ll give you each ten bucks and a seed ball to poop on papa’s pillows” HA HA.

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