Posted by on Jun 20, 2020 | 12 comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, mama got this light-up ball in the mail and when you roll it around, it makes colored lights twinkle, but when she rolled it toward me, I just stared at it.  I mean, who do they think we are anyway?  A plastic colored light up BALL, I ask you?  Juvenile.

Maybe get more creative, people, and make it a robot, a squeaking, smelly, whiskered MOUSE that darts here and there until caught and massacred!  Maybe a little red food coloring in the blood pouch that breaks open upon pounce.  Hmmm…

Hey, anthros were not ever known for creating The Perfect Kitty Toy, right?

Hmmm…maybe go into business and help the economy…

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Whatever that means….