WE’RE GOING WHERE? Well, I had my share of fun yesterday, as you might surmise from my comments about the doggies at the vet… And I will amend my rantings about having to get my yearly check-up by showing that docteur (docteurse ?) Benhamdine is never to be feared (or clawed, haha). She starts by...
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Maybe I’m safer in here…. Well, listen up, kitties. I was ambushed yesterday and put in my cag…rolling soft travel compartment…and taken forcibly, with maliciousness thought about ahead of time, or whatever, and had to WAIT in what is called Reception until a crazed...
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This poor little flapper landing on our terrace is pretty normal-looking compared to SOME! Well, I could not resist having this video on today’s blog! Mya’s mama’s friend, Bettie, sent it to her and then she to my mama and I could hear mama’s exclamations from (her viewing on her...
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So here’s what continued to happen when they came back. Papa indulged me with more snuggles than he had ever before. And if you look up the weird title of this blog, it’s the Italian for being lovey-dovey, cosy-wosy with someone and both of you probably want something from the other…to be...
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Mama, did I see you taking some food out of OUR/MY food cupboard for somewhere else? Well, I think I know that word, charity, and we just might have a problem here. Take a gander (whatever that means) at THIS: Do you see what I...
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Well, all I can say is that mama is cruel and malicious, cutting up carrots and celery and sweet onions to add to the bones from a BIG FREE-RANGE CHICKEN she brought home from the market! Whatever free-range is… I think it’s something like this: I visit a chicken farm and all the poor birdies are in...
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MAMA, why are you interrupting my couch meditation? I’m also trying to BATHE here, and one does NOT like breaks in the bathing ritual, you dig? WHY ARE YOU STILL HOOVERING? I know, I know, it’s hover but I feel...
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Well, I don’t mean putting on eyeliner and muzzle color and war paint, whatever those are. I mean as in after a spat, or a disagreement, OR LEAVING A KITTY FOR SIX DAYS WITHOUT HER USUAL SNUGGLES! But this is what happened after I pouted and turned the other cheek, whatever that means....
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RAT, BEHAVE! Well, I was cruelly and intentionally with malice aforethought jolted out of my pouting return-responses by a flying RAT, with which mama was attempting to titillate and humor me back into my old jolly self. She succeeded. Sort of. But… ...
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So am I supposed to stand on my head and spit bee-bees? Well, THEY showed up this afternoon, an hour late but I did not chastise them, whatever that means. I stared at them as in “WHO THE HECK ARE YOU TWO?” (I was putting on an act, I’m sure you realize that.) So then they both said,...
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Guess I’ll have to give up the bed, too… Well, mama suggested that title, which to me sounds as if someone is having his/her hair done in Cannes, France, or maybe having a big party, or just maybe implies that in Cannes, you can DO things, which is probably more to the point, but...
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Mama, come home! Well, mama hasn’t completely forgotten about me, as evidenced in this neck thing she found that CLEARLY shows her complete and thorough involvement in and dedication to the kitty world. Can you find me on this scarf? ...
Read MoreUh, oh, mama just found out about the strange yellow substance that crept out of its glass container in our fridge and started moving toward everything in its way and our sweet kitty sitter had the presence to take a photo and ask mama on a WhatsApp what to do! I suppose I could have helped...
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Well, there must be one heck of a kitty-loving delivery guy who goes out onto the beach and makes those really lovely piles of sand that are PERFECT for what kitties need them for. He understands who understands, as the Italians say… Is this a GREAT liter box or WHAT? ...
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Well, I thought I had a problem… …with mama taking pics and oohing and ahhing over other doggies, such as this well-known cutie pie that mama and papa are not only visiting but (in mama’s case) giving TREATS to! Mama foolishly put an extra one in her pants pocket and Mya jumped up on mama’s...
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You know, some anthro kids supposedly hate bath time, but if they would follow these quick and simple rules, they could shorten their baths by beaucoup minutes and take the stress out of their little wet worlds. 1. Start with the...
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Well, here we are, my Kitty Whisperer and I, grooving together in our private way, with NO interruptions from THEM for a few days. When I heard that zipper on mama’s suitcase close, I made a beeline, whatever that is, for my private hideaway under the bed and there was NO way they could get me out to travel...
Read MoreJust have to find the right spot. Well, mama putters, but I puddle, haha. Mama is always squirting WD40 in places that talk or digging in the garden to plant strange things or tying up the broad beans so they don’t blow down in a tramontane or clanking around in the kitchen making peasant under...
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I am not looking at my portrait–I am getting ready to MEOW loudly before ascending the stairs! Well, here’s the thing. Every morning after I have breakfast and a little pe…er…walk in the garden, I come back in and mama and papa are having their p’tit déj and every single morning I go to the...
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Loulou, we’re only going for a few days. Don’t be sad. Well, off they go again but only for a few days and it’s for a doc they like who check their pelts each year, or whatever that stuff is that holds them together. I, here with my indulgent Kitty Whisperer, will loll about with attention and...
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