CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THIS KITTY DID? Well, I was chatting over the fence today with Mimi, a very sweet feral kitty who wanders around our neighbor’s garden keeping the mice away, and SHE has a kitty friend name Murray who told her that his mama and papa had left him with a kitty sitter who felt he should lose a few grams and so she...
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YOU WANT ME TO PUT ON ANOTHER ONE?? So with apologies to Giuseppe Verdi, here I am in yet another mask, and if mama makes me put on one more of these things, I’m going on a cuddle strike! I mean really, do kitties really CHOOSE these idiotic things? NO! It’s the weird anthros...
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HOW DID I MISS IT? Well, hey, I think that Fat Tuesday holiday was a couple of days ago, no? But even if I’m trailing a bit behind, I still wanted to dress up and celebrate before someone puts me on diet until EASTER!!! I once named all my masks and this one is Marty… So here I am in my costume: ...
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Waiting for birdies is like waiting for Godot, whoever that is… Well, they (balls) are not what you may be thinking, if you are inclined to think that way, haha, because everyone knows that birdies do NOT have…er…palle (in Italian)…er…round things that some anthros have…er…those things down there…....
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Well, I don’t have any idea what my title means, but I needed something with “spring” it…maybe Spring In My Step? Spring-Bored? Bed Spring…no, no, that’s idiotic, my bed has no springs. So maybe I’ll just spring for a couple of pics of spring at our...
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I can’t bear this… Well, I’ve probably used this title before but what the heck. Mama is driving us all nuts making chicken curry and naan, the Indian breads that go with it, and guess who CANNOT HAVE CURRY, NO WAY, NOHOW!!! One guess. Okay, that’s it. You’re right. And...
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Those donks are at it again. Not sure what ‘it’ is but they are making the most amazing donkey hee-haws this evening and I think mama feels she needs to go CODDLE them with over the edge avocados and elderly carrots and not so fresh apples, which they chew up as fast as she can put them out in...
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Well, everyone knows that cleanliness is next to goddessliness, right? Sometimes it just comes over me that I MUST bathe…who knows how these things work, but I simply cannot go another second without my toilette, not the john, but you know that, right? I think I’ll start with a paw. You never...
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Uh, oh, there is A LOT of noise at our front door… Well, did you ever have one of those days on which anthros came to visit and they brought not one, not two, but THREE darling little anthros with them and the little devils then chased you all around your house…well, maybe not chased, but searched...
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MAMA, THERE’S NOTHING IN THESE BOXES! Well, mama just put these boxes near me and I said, “WHA?” Alas, I am not one of those kitties who loves boxes, and it’s a shame because we seem to have a gazillion up on the landing in mama’s atelier. I don’t...
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Hunger pains! I’m headed upstairs to papa’s office to get that baad mama who’s hanging out with papa instead of FEEDING ME. The nerve. Well, okay, I’m not a work of art (but still, I am nude). And it takes some pretty good coordination and talent to get down these stairs of ours,...
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Well, I’ve been thinkin’, and I think by now that you think I’m a complete derelict (whatever that is) kitty who only wants to be indulged by having peace and quiet and the softest place in the house on which to snuggle up and snooze. Not true. I am NOT a derelict but...
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Well, at the risk of losing you, let me say that there is absolutely no way we are celebrating THIS present president’s day. Inspired by CatChat, here are inspirational words from presidents who have led our great country. Every quote is relevant to President’s Day, which was created for George...
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Here she comes right at NAP TIME! Well, for some reason, mama likes to lie down next to me when I AM ABOUT TO TAKE A SNOOZE, and what’s a kitty to do but indulge her obsession with thinking she is a kitty herself (!), and wants me to play with her anytime she likes. ...
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VOILA! Well, as you can see, my diet has left me longing for a cheese soufflé, emaciated, grumpy and weak… Okay, okay, I’m stretching it a bit, but whatever that Light Kibble was, it seemed to make mama and papa happy. I’m fixing dinner tonight, and since they are so taken with my little morsels, I’m going to add some to...
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Well, I sat up on my couch after having bathed and there was this KITTY on my pillow! WHO IS THAT KITTY? It has my shape, I think. These things are too booga-booga for me. I was minding my own business and then THIS! Then I went outside to ponder this and there was another WEIRD SHAPE!...
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Well, this about says it all, right? Love from all of us to all of you, and hugs all day long from and to anyone who is willing, haha. I’m hiding under the bed…too many hugs can make you nutty! And we are already nutty enough… AND HAPPY ANNIVERSAURUS TO MAMA AND PAPA! ...
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Well, mama and papa have listened to two candidates running for mayor in our little ville, and it’s hard to say which one they are going to catch, haha. I was always a bit on the sidelines about politics, but I may have to put my paws in over the next few months because all of us here in this family...
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Well, I wish it were olive oil and that mama had sprinkled it over my beef stew tonight, but instead mama says it is what anthros burn when they stay up late doing whatever it is they do. And so, tonight mama and papa had a gathering to talk about our future mayor, who he might be and why, and they certainly...
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Well, Jan at the Funny Farm just informed us that a terrible accident has happened to Jan and some of her family at https://thepoodleanddogblog.typepad.com. We. sad to say, did not know her, but we send condolences and hope for healing to her afflicted family. I think this is enough for today’s blog....
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