Posted by on Mar 26, 2018 | 10 comments

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Well, I’m practicing with my feathered  fishing pole fun thing so that when the Kitty Whisperer shows up later today to spoil me rotten, I can give her a lesson in how to snap this thing from side to side across the duvet to exercise my eyeballs and after having followed its movement with astounding prowess and brilliant reflexes, to allow me to leap like a young chamois upon what you see above in my bouche and KILL IT, thus enabling me to take a break and have break-fast, haha.

All of which demands excellent concentration and lightning paw speed,  not to mention innate knowledge of where the prey might be even if it is behind one.  One has to pretend to be an idiot and appear to not be aware of where that little sucker is lurking but at the moment when it is least expected, to LEAP backwards in a graceful turnabout and fall upon the feathers, thereby squishing the life out of whatever that thing is.

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I still can’t figure out just exactly WHAT it is, but I do know that my morning playtime is dependent  upon this ingenious kitty item.

Hmmm…feathers are fun, but what if they were attached to a nice little warm body?  Uh, oh, mama’s giving me a look as she toodles out the door for THREE nights!!!

Oh, good, now she’s giving me a goodbye snuggle…but wait ’til they see the trouble I can get into ALONE, heh, heh…

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