Well, I survived the voyage (en voiture–CAR!) to the very gentle and kind vet, meowing only softly all the way. Does that mean that drugs work? Maybe not, because the vet gave mama some new-fangled thing that is a powder (they think I don’t know, heh, heh) that mama will mix in with my food on the day before the LONG journey and all I can say is, let’s hope it works. I’m at a point that I WANT drugs to put me in another dreamy world!!!
Just kidding. The powder is light and doesn’t change behaviour. Maybe mama should take one before the ship starts doing the rhumba, whatever that is.
Does the rhumba look like this?
SO–no more vet for me, the little nodule moves around and the vet lady had no concerns.
Onward and upward, upward being where my snooze pad is. I am managing a little stroll in the jardin because…forgot to tell you this, just slipped my mind…I am OVERWEIGHT by 500 g, which is not chopped chicken liver! That was NOT the news I wanted to hear.
So, diet it is. Sounds better in French: regime.
But I take off grams pretty quickly, haha. My idea, thanks to papa’s ingenuity, was to eat everything I wanted for a week–ice cream, buttered kibble, Greek yogurt, the aforesaid chicken livers, vanilla pudding, chocolate sundaes, lots of calories. And then we can cut back by taking out the ice cream. That way, my caloric intake would diminish over night!
NO, NO, NOT THE ICE CREAM!
They took it away.
It’s a burden being a reasoning kitty. No one listens to me.
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HEY, NATIONAL VET DAY!!! Here’s mine:
Diet? That’s not even in our vocabulary LouLou. Mommy says she likes a kitty with a little meat on her bones. Mommy keeps tryin’ to fetten Raena up. MOL Sorry you’re not gettin’ anymore ice cream. You can come to our house, we’ll be happy to share. Big hugs
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
Oh, Dezi, I’m sorry I have been remiss in commenting on your great info blog and yet you still offer ice cream! MERCI—I’ll be over as soon as I hang up 35 drawings with mama.
The doggie at my house has one of those nodule thingies on her neck. It moves around like jelly when Mom touches her furs. I think it is just a furr-iendly alien visitor that likes to hang out. Maybe that’s what you have, too?
Yes, I think so. No worries, mate.
So happy all went well and you are NOT overweight!
Well, my vet was pretty succinct, whatever that is. 6.5 kilos is too much for a kitty with a bit of joint trouble. Weight is hard on joints evidently, justcas it is for anthros.
Oh No – the HORROR of that 4-letter word, DIET!!! I’m not letting mama read this or she might think of one more torture to put me through! Already they ran down to Scooby Doux and I have an appointment for a hair-do! Well, maybe after my fur is trimmed I will lose a few micrograms – ? She is very nice and gives me a treat after – and put our mamas’ poster on the front door, so Loulou, we are STARS! Or maybe people will think it’s a “wanted” poster. Uh Oh. Well, our mamas and papas and the vet-lady and Mme. Scooby Doux – they have a bon coeur/good heart, at least.
The wormy space-thing your mama found – did you find out what planet it dropped in from?
NO ONE could identify that wormy snaky outer space thing and the vet didn’t even want to look in the bag where I put it to take to her. I left it with her, haha, and I’m pretty sure it found a circular file for embryonic whats-its. But you look so cute with your haircut. Mama wants to DRAW you really soon.
What about the weird creepy THING you and Mama found ? And I did not know of any “nodule!!” Thank goodness you got a clean bill of health.
My nice lady vet said I had a little cyst perhaps but it moved around when she felt it and so she said to mama just to watch it and see what happens. But that CREEPY thing is still a mystery. Also WHERE IT CAME FROM!!!
I am glad you are healthy. I don’t think you are overweight though. French cats don’t get fat, I even have a book of that name 🙂 XO
Hey, mama should read that. She has the one about anthros not getting fat, French ones, that is, but we don’t have the kitty one. However, there is one big kitty around here who defies that premise! That BAAAAD light-coloured tabby who was after me last month. HE BIG!!!
Dang diets! I couldn’t get enough to eat on one so I started 2 diets at the same time. I’m glad everything ese is okay with you though!
HOW DID YOU DO THAT??? I need to know tricks like that!