Posted by on Oct 26, 2018 | 14 comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Papa is NOT!)

Mama is in HEAVEN with her computer working like a well-oiled…er…sewing machine or whatever, maybe a Ferrari?  But groans were heard from papa’s office when his printer jammed, the internet went on vacation, and the wifi joined it.

It doesn’t shower but it sleets, whatever that means.

BASTA, as they say here.

What came out of this is that I overheard papa reserving a yurt in Afghanistan for our living pleasure!  NO plugs anywhere in the place.  Just hunt and gather, he said, at which my little ears pricked up. HUNT? YAY, I’ll find the food and mama can rub two Boy Scouts together for fire and we’ll live happily ever after, papa says.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, PAPA?  

Plus, go look.  I fixed your printer with a little squirt of WD40!!! Runs like new.  But I think you’ll have to blot your documents…