I’m doing a few exercises just in case I have to help that guy with his presents bag…
Wait a minute. The night before WHAT? That guy in the red suit? But I haven’t left out the Scotc…er…milk and cookies and mama has given away all of our chocolate crispy cookies except some biscotti that she’s saving for a present for someone.
WHAT CAN I LEAVE OUT INSTEAD? Hah! I know just the thing. Mama just bought some Party Time Treats and I’ll put out a little dish of those right next to our tree and maybe a little glass for the…er…libation.
Whatever that is.
OH, NO, I haven’t wrapped mama and papa’s gifts yet! But I did see a couple of pieces of paper left that might work. Still, it’s not easy to wrap my very personal gift choices: a nice collection of hairs from my brushings that you put in a sack and poke holes in the sack and sleep with the hairs and you don’t have arthritis. That’s what they say in France. I think it will work, but then again, papa doesn’t HAVE arthritis anyway, so maybe I’d better rethink that one…
And for mama: I vow to stop throwing litter all over the bathroom floor next to my john. It helps, of course, that mama has taken the level of liter down to zilch…she thinks I’m actually heading for my ablutions WITHOUT my litter bowl but maybe SHE should rethink THAT one, haha.
Not sure on that one yet, but it does make more sense to just get right to the point so to speak. No muss. No fuss.
Hard to wrap, as I mentioned.
MAAAMA–you hid my Party Time! I’ll bet that guy skips right over our house!
We are so behind on email right now it’s crazy. I am sorry we are so late but I am hoping you had a most beautiful and DELICIOUS Christmas!!
We hope you’re enjoying your Christmas, Loulou…and that Santa Paws was very good to you.
Santa WHO? Haha, yes he was naughty but nice.
Ahhhh, Loulou – not a chance you’ll be skipped – but it’s morning here and I’ll bet you have something wrapped up and the “libations” have disappeared!! Well, I got bits of food. Mama says I have too many toys. But hey – what’s better than food?! Mama leaves in a little while for Paris – and last time she brought me back Bébé – a little fuzzy mini-me that squeaks. OK – now I want to know what Santa left YOU!!!!
So far Santa has left me under the bed, snoozing. The best present ever, haha. But there is a ‘nana in my future…..BON VOYAGE to mama and break a leg, maman. Knock their socks off!
MERCI !!!! Mama will keep us posted – she’s in the hotel now and has left messages for the expo. She told me a funny story about a group of homeless with a bunch of (BIG) dogs she passed by the Opera/Place de la Bastille – and a BIG kitty right in the middle playing with them. Howzzat for Christmas spirit!!
Oh, for a photo of that!!!
I hope you have a wonderful Christmas. We are leaving Santa some coffee 🙂
Oh, that will help no end!!!
No, don’t you worry, Loulou. Santa won’t skip your house, even it your momma hid the Party Time. Santa luvs Loulou.
I think he was here but I was asleep….so what else is new, haha.
Be sure to take a picture of your gift to your mama after you wrap it. We can’t wait to see how you do. We bet you do a better job than Jan did wrapping – well, wrapping anything. She really is all thumbs.
Well, because I couldn’t ‘wrap’, I ‘rapped’, haha. Mama, come here and get your gift, come right now and don’t you drift. I have a nice that will make you happy. Get over her and make it SNAPPY. I give you a snuggle and a great big purr. And now you can scratch and snuggle MY fur. LA LA LA….cool, man.
Maybe Mama needed your Party Time as an emergency gift for , say, the mailman. I’m sure she will make it up to you !
THE MAILMAN???? Is he a kitty? Have to look into that one, for sure….