Posted by on Jul 13, 2020 | 18 comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

STRETCH, STRETCH, STRETCH THOSE ADDUCTEURS!

No, I am not eating peanut butter or mama’s almond butter or lisping and yes, I am talking haunches, which, in my case, appear to be slimming down just a tad.   A tad being minuscule and very hard to see with the naked eye, but MAMA knows what a tad is and is proud of me for…well…suffering for beauty!

Now here’s the thing: There are NO calorie counts on my food, nowhere, nohow, and so mama used an internet calculator, which didn’t work because on the packaging there is only protein, fat, ash, fibre and not other things the calculator needs to…well…calculate.

SO: bottom line is mama is going to give me less than what I normally ate and leave it at that.  BASTA, mama says, and she can wing it just fine, you’ll see.

I am a 15-pound Tuxie and I need to be a 13-pound Tuxie or thereabouts.

Slow and steady wins the race, right?

In this case the slower, the better — mama’s cutting small bits at a time out of my normal cuisine so I can acclimate,  whatever that is.  Probably some kind of EXERCISE!

Mama says I need to get a leg up on my gym classes.

Yoga helps.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think I’m stuck.

MAMA…!