Posted by on Mar 20, 2021 | 29 comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PAPA!!!

Well, this afternoon there was a loud, REALLY LOUD, banging on something, a window, a door, a nearby constrution site, something banging and banging and I was, frankly, unable to snooze, and so went to papa and said, “PAPA, SOMETHING IS BANGING AND BANGING AND WILL YOU FIX IT, PLEASE?”

You’ll never guess what it was.  Well, not exactly “it”….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The culprit!

IT was MAMA, locked out of the house in the garden!  Our garden gate was locked, the door to kitchen was locked and mama couldn’t get through the locked garden door to the front doorbell so there was no way to let papa know she was out there.

I heard her put her fingers together and whistle about a gazillion times, but you can’t hear anything up in papa’s aerie/office, so mama just kept on banging, louder and louder on both French doors with two fists, and finally, papa came to the rescue!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Afterward, mama took a faux pic of herself being locked out because of course she had NO PHONE out there.

She’s that ghostly figure barely visible in the door, haha.  Simulated, I think they say, whatever that means.

“I thought you were building something in your makeshift potting shed,” he told mama. Potting shed referring to mama’s office, because it’s about to rain and we MUST get our seeds started somewhere indoors.

Pas de souci, no problem, mama said, even thought I could see she was a bit shaken by all of this, but she came around really fast and lots of hugs were given.  Still…

I COULD HAVE STARVED AT DINNERTIME!!!

(Oh, yeah, I forgot, mama would have had nothing to eat but baby radishes for dinner in the garden…and a lemon or two, maybe a little parsley…)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey, there was plenty of my cat grass, too!  A little oil, a little vinegar…