Posted by on May 19, 2022 | 23 comments

Well you want to know how to make people leave you alone when you’re napping?
Just paint red peas all over your body and they’ll think you have the measles and they’ll stay way away!

Or maybe just stick with green. They’ll be sure to back off from those!

(For the record, however, mama and papa LOVE peas, steamed a few minutes with mint and butter…)