Posted by on Oct 27, 2023 | 14 comments

Mama, I only called this Freaky because it’s almost Halloween!
1. If I were to attend a Halloween party, my costume would be __a doggy, just to see how the other half lives. I would probably get more treats, knowing how to look mournful and slobbering around the treat-givers! Like this little guy…
2. On Halloween, I plan to __call my uncle Simon, papa’s son, and wish him HAPPY BIRTHDAY, because it is. His birth day that is.
3. If my life were a scary movie, it would be titled __The Strangely Empty Kibble Sack.
4. If I found an ouija board, I would __get mama to put her hands on it and then I’d subtly move that little sucker around to make funny messages, haha, and freak(y) her out.
Just WHAT did that ouija board “say”, mama…heh, heh.