I just deleted who is cheating on whom in Hollywood and who WILL be cheating on whom in the future and now I’m outta here…
I just found out, thanks to a very kind answer from AOL, that I can make my computer screen have any news from anywhere I wish if I just click on Options, and then Settings, and then put in any zip code on earth to get news of that area when I open my AOL.
Well, with those nice Funnyfarm and Moggiepurrs blogs popping up every day or so, I go straight to my AOL in the morning and try to stay within an hour or so limit in front of the computer, which is now acquiring names (as did TV when it became The Boob Tube) such as Compulsion Center or Magnetic Mind Murker—I’m sure you can think up your own names for that paperweight on your desk that sucks you to it after breakfast (or sometimes BEFORE my kibble!) and will not release you until evening when your poor net-surfing mind is numbed by how much Angelina Jolie paid for a facial (800-1000 smackeroos!) or whether Lady Gaga is wearing knickers under her very short tee.
Oh, boy. I thought I was going to pass out cold one morning when I opened my paperweight and saw that someone’s boyfriend had smacked his girlfriend again and she was getting yet another restraining order.
I mean, dear readers, DO I CARE?
I would love to open my AOL and see a really hot book list of what I would enjoy during my summer reading hours (that is, if I wean myself away from this machine long enough to READ) or where Marie Le Pen thinks she is going with this xenophobic party of hers in, for heaven’s sake, this modern world that is supposed to be MORE tolerant, not less.
Or maybe one day I’ll open my AOL and there will be animated photos or videos of all the kitties who have written comments on my blog and there will be little balloons coming out of their sweet little muzzles saying, “Good morning, Loulou—what’s on your agenda for today? I wish we could go out in your garden and play together, or hey, let’s start small and just nap together, okay?”
I’m at the point where I’m afraid to open my AOL for fear of peering into someone’s very private parts—er—make that ‘lives’—and I’m not even sure I really WANT to know about their often sordid lives and misdeeds.
But now I’m just changing the zip code every now and then in my Options and Settings and so I’ll know lots of news about places all over the world.
So right now, with all that drek eliminated, I’m feeling in Cat City!!! (Fat city—get it?)
GET THEE BEHIND ME, oh, Mind Mesmerizer!!! I’ll compute tomorrow…
What? You don’t want to keep up with the gossip? What kind of a kitty are you? You’re supposed to be nosy. 🙂
I DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHOSE pen…s GOT STUCK IN A PIPE!!!! Lordy, lordy, toay’s aol was the worst!!!!