Posted by on Jul 30, 2024 | 16 comments

Well, I’ll be giving Regan Smith and Kaylee Mc Keowm a run…er…swim for the money tonight! I’ve got my backstroke perfected, which isn’t difficult where I am, haha. Lots of coaches!

Watch tonight as I (uh…maybe…) take the gold, whatever that is.

Are these Olympics fun? They bring us together, anthros from all over the world, and perhaps that’s good medicine for this ailing planet.

Maybe the breast stroke is more up my alley.

Uh, wait a minute–I have to get WET?!!!!

No way, Jose. I’m sticking to dry sports from now on…

Maybe badminton or shuffleboard or Champion TV Watcher.