Posted by on Dec 25, 2019 | 16 comments

Okay, here goes: Mama and papa took mama’s ex’s cousin (92 years old) home at midnight (!) from the Christmas Eve celebration and mama waited in the car (double-parked…hey,  it’s Rome) while papa accompanied our dear friend to her apartment.  About 20 minutes later,  papa called mama on her cell to say they could not get IN the apartment because the LOCK HAD BEEN JIMMIED!

Uh, oh.

Poor, sweet, elderly friend had been burgled, but fortunately, what they took was mostly costume jewelry, and the locksmith came, thanks to papa, along with two policemen, after midnight, and a lady who lives in the same building and often helps our sweet friend was there to spend the night and all day today until proper locks could be installed.  Whew! 

What a night!   Poor papa (the hero, in my opinion) got home at 2am, as mama had gone ahead, and they both had very little sleep, which is why I feel that anthros really should consider becoming kitties...I slept through the whole episode!  Sometimes the only solution (see above).

Well, anyway, I wasn’t invited to the bash, but that does NOT bother me.  And heaven help any dumb bad anthro who tries to get in HERE!  He’ll be singing soprano after I get through with him.  Whatever that means.

SO…an eventful Christmas Eve, and mama and papa have not yet had their present-opening!  I just hope that tuna/mouse sandwich I wrapped so carefully doesn’t spoil…I think the expiration date was midnight.  By the way, you can order them from Exotic Eats by Bowlgari. Or was it Catier…?

Maybe I could learn to pour wine, haha.  Soon, I think they’re going to need a glass!

Or two.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NO, I DID NOT TAKE A  SIP!!!