Posted by on May 1, 2018 | 12 comments

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HEY, mama, I would come and help you shell those beans, but you know, I really have another project going at the moment (yawn).

Well, mama has been out there in the garden ripping up the broad beans (feves) to freeze nice little packages for the future.  When she said to papa that they would then have them in the winter, papa said, “But it is STILL winter around here!”  Okay, okay, let’s not split bean pods!  But it is nice to pull out a lovely package of fava beans (the Italian word) and steam them with olive oil, fresh sage and garlic.  And they have huge amounts of protein, mama says.

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Maybe I’ll go help her later when she cuts a few “Charlotte” roses for our dinner table…Plus that’s my favourite, uh, you know, SPOT, in the gardenwe’ll kill two birds with one pee, er, stone. Whatever that means.  Or maybe two pis with one pee, haha.  The pi is that naughty bird we are blaming for bringing the weird creature into the house—we think he came in the kitchen and dropped on the counter.  YUK. And we THINK it’s an embryonic RAT.

I don’t even want to go there, okay?   Let’s smell the roses instead.

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Good, now I can relax!

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