Well, mama and papa have seached the property where they are staying for a couple of nights, and there is a BIG problem with that place. NOWHERE is a kitty to be found! You’d think that the very nice anthros who run the joint would have at least ONE kitty around to make everyoe relax and feel even better. Something to meditate upon, haha.
What is this world coming to? And papa keeps talking to this funny hedgehog at the spa, mama tells me, thinking it is you know who! Talk about losing marbles…
But since this is the fist time in, oh, about, 30 years, that mama and papa have had a day or two to relax and do zilch, I guess it can be forgiven.
For me, those hot pools, cold pools, whatever they are, are NOT my cup of sulfur springs, haha. And you certainly cannot expect me or any other kitty to soak in ANY liquid, even cream!
No cats around? Well, then they can’t cheat on you, can they?
OOPS, I spoke too soon as you will see in today’s blog…..
Loulou, your Mama and Papa seem to be kitty-starved. Prepare yourself for their return. You won’t have a minute to yourself between cuddling,tummy-rubbing and ear scratching..
Enjoy the quiet while you can!
Oh, Mme Ralphe, I hear you loud and clear and will follow all of your instructions. They are going to be frantic. I wrote “boing” first. Should have stayed with that, haha.
Loulou,do me a favor: don’t call me madame.
Or else I will call you Miss, or Ms.
So RALPHE it is, OK?
OH, sorry about that. I was trying to use manners, whatever they are, haha. I love “Ralphe” so Ralphe it is.
OMG – Loulou – let’s just hope that’s not on OUR agenda!!!! I hear mama oohing and ahhing over the spa description and I am only imagining the horror of it all!! I also her them discussing “toilettage” – their code is Davide (mama’s coiffeur) for doggies. Harrumph. Just when I’m starting to smell good…….we must discuss their bizarre behaviour……
Well, I, for one, love to be brushed, but WATER??? They use the TOILET to WASH YOU? Oh, lordy.
I think I misread that. OH, forgot, that’s French for getting snazzed up.
Every home and business should have at least one cat.
HEAR, HEAR!!! And all outside spaces, too.
Not a single kitty? The owner should reimburse you so you can rent a kitty while you’re there. No kitty = free rent. Right! 🙂
Well, Funnies, mama actually spotted a kitty yesterday and I will reluctantly put her pic on my blog today, but boy, is she scrawny, poor little kitty. Must belong to the spa in some way because she actually came close to mama.
Dang, that must be a really strange place!
Well, who in his right mind, wouldn’t wonder?