Posted by on Jan 21, 2023 | 24 comments

DON’T EVER THINK YOU ARE GOING TO GET ME TO THAT JELLY-ON-THE-TUMMY PLACE AGAIN!

This tummy was made for RUBBIN’!

You got that? I may just lie on my tummy all day so that you can’t snuggle it, you torturers!

So there!

But I know that there are OTHER kitties out there who are not SHAVED on their precious tummies.

It was humiliating, I can vouch for that. Whatever vouch is.

Mama says it will grow back. HAH! Bonne chance…

I AM EXPOSED DOWN THERE!

Humiliation, humiliation, humiliation.

This requires a LONG snooze.

Maybe a little apron…