Well, today I wish to share with you my attitude toward bathing with the utmost care and concern for the meticulous kitty toilette that ALL of us must experience daily
First: lift foot toward cleaning apparatus, ie la langue.
Second: Begin with a paw and separate claw structure well to ensure a proper hunting future.
Third: Make your way along your little furry darling body with the tongue, pausing only to stare occasionally at objects that anthros have no way of seeing, thus causing said observers to ponder the question of whether they are going blind or are just inferior.
(At this point you may be getting a bit fatigued, the body will become more relaxed, and you may tup over a bit. Bath time is extremely trying and very demanding on the bod.)
Fourth: Go with the tup…it’s clear that at this point you have exerted far more calories than THEY have given you on the day and you simply may have run out of steam for your cleaning. Haha, get it: steam cleaning?
Fifth: Time for the Snooze Dive. There is at this point absolutely NOTHING you can do to continue your bath. Just try to ignore the peals of laughter THEY are producing as they watch you in these final moments of meticulous manteau management (pelt preservation).
VOILA! Are you the cleanest kitty on the block or WHAT?
Loulou, that foot cleaning (pedicure?) is the most graceful pose EVER!! Speaking of steam – Davide used a new thingy on mama’s hair – a straightener with STEAM! And wow, did it work! I heard the word “toilettage” appointment for me next week. Just when my lush fur coat is in top form, they’re going to cut it off! My humans just don’t have a clue about beauty!
Oh, Mya, don’t let them STRIP you of that butterscotch fur–mama wants her hair to be matched with YOURS!
You are very clean- and so adorable. XO
Well, I do pay attention to my “next to godliness” form.
Brava, LouLou ! Yes, doing anything well is VERY tiring.
Even playing with a STRING wears me out, but yes, one must do everything with attention and care.