Posted by on May 25, 2017 | 8 comments

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What is that?  Just kidding, it’s a suitcase, duh.

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See how cool I am about all of this.  I could care LESS that there is a suitcase on papa’s side of the bed where is attempting to pack light but failing miserably.  Mama failed a few minutes ago.  Why can’t these people understand that you wear the SAME thing all the time, just as you do at home and that if you are in another city, no one has seen anything anyway.  Lordy, I am glad I do NOT have to worry about change of clothes.

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Hey, you asked and I’m answering: DO NOT PACK THAT MANY SHIRTS and mama take out at least three pairs of funky shoes, okay?

They will NOT listen.  And they will get there wherever that is and say, “Why did I bring all of this STUFF with me when all I needed was one of about three things?”

Next time I am going to hire a professional packer for them both and save us all enormous amounts of sturm und drang, whatever those are.

No wonder kitties don’t travel and don’t particularly like it anyway.  They would be worrying all the time if what they were wearing (and couldn’t CHANGE) were the right thing for the occasion, haha.  Just kidding.  We always steal the show no matter who’s around and it certainly doesn’t depend on Ralph Lauren or Ive St. Laurent or even Hello, Kitty!

If only they would just get OUT of here and leave me with my Whisperer to relax and kick back and watch a little TV and nibble a little kibble and ponder the Meaning of Life.  Also dig in the garden. Chase geckos.  Whatever…

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OMG–there’s a gecko IN THE BEDROOM!  I don’t even have to go outside!  Maybe I’ll just let him run around a little until…

As for THEM. Ciao, ciao, bambini! Say hello to the little grandanthro-devils when you see them.

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Great sadness for Chey’s family. Chey, the kitty of kitties for so many.  Please visit if you can.  Mama had two Siamese and adored them. So smart, such fun, wonderful voices, so responsive to everything. I wish I had known Chey but I came on the scene a bit late. Happy landings, Chey, with your many friends over the Bridge.

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