Posted by on Sep 1, 2018 | 8 comments

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DO NOT TOUCH!

Which means, I will NOT allow myself to be cuddled until this ridiculous imprisonment is OVER AND DONE.

I’m icing nipinis and champagne, whatever that is, for the finale of my fruitless and insulting incarceration!  Have I not displayed (double negative?) no symptoms of any kind relating to garden plantings and if I am allergic to ANYTHING, it’s having to step over all those cherry tomatoes that are falling off our vines, and the worst thing is, MYA IS NOT HERE TO CLEAN UP!  There ARE  trains to our little ville, Mya.

Hmm…wonder if there is a neighbourhood doggy who would offer his/her services to hoover up a gazillion hidden cerises tomates so that mama can put down new mulch?  Because that’s what Mya does.  Her mama only has to stand near the fallen tomatoes and say “HOOVER” and Mya goes at it.

SO funny.

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And eats right off the vines as well!

I, of course, sit and watch these antics as any kitty would, astounded by the energy and activity of said doggy whilst she could be lazing around the house as I do, no care in the world.

Ah, well, there’s no accountin’ for pups.

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*****

Goodbye, Aretha, Queen of Soul! And mama says you made us all feel “like a natural woman”…

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