Posted by on Oct 22, 2017 | 18 comments

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Well, they are STILL trying to get me to say what I want to be on Halloween and frankly, I’m taking a nap and hoping to be out of the loop.

Mama even snapped this shot of a bride trying on her gown, thinking it would tempt me, but I’m not marrying ANYONE so what’s the point?  Nice dress, though, whatever that is.

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Then mama said, “Just look this little poodle suit–wouldn’t that be fun, Loulou, to be all curly and cuddly just for one night?”

To which I replied, “That is NOT a suit, mama, that’s a doggy in his skin, are you blind?  Plus I AM cuddly, if not curly!”

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Then they show me THIS, an UN-CURLY mutt that they THINK will change my mind.

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Looks like a beige billiard ball to me, or a quenelle, with legs.  Don’t these guys have any imagination?

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So then I have a GREAT idea and show mama some napkins I bought for her for a Halloween gift and said, “Hey, mama, how about THIS for a costume?”

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I think we’re getting closer…