Well, they didn’t take me, but I hope it’s foggy where THEY are going. That’s the “they” of those anthros who feed and water me (haha, like catnip) and they have taken off, leaving me with THE NICEST LADY YOU CAN IMAGINE (hear that, mama?) who snuggles me and feeds me little tidbits and in gereral, APPRECIATES ME WHEN NO ONE IS HERE #%$!!*%&!
Here is what I do not get:
1. fish and chips #%$!!*%&!
2. snuggled by grandkids and stepdaughter#%$!!*%&!
3. to be friends with Afrodite, the London kitty#%$!!*%&!
(uh, oh, he’s smiling)
4. clotted cream with my scones#%$!!*%&!.
5. to make the guards laugh at BuckinghamPalace with my kitty antics#%$!!*%&!
6. oysters and shellfish at a really old, supposedly wonderful restaurant#%$!!*%&!
7. snuggled by my auntie Annabel and uncle Graham who are coming to see mama and papa in the city#%$!!*%&!
8. to hang out with THEIR kitty, Sybil, who is prowling around their property, mousing, chasing things, and having a grand old time while the anthros are away#%$!!*%&!
(Hey, Loulou, we should get together and wreak havoc!)
But do I care?
Well, almost never.
Okay, okay, I care, I care, but did I want to get on one of those machines that take you places? OHHHHHH, no!!!
So I guess I’ll just wander around here, nonchalant, oblivious and uncaring, totally unaware that I have been ABANDONED!
#%$!!*%&!, #%$!!*%&!, and more #%$!!*%&!
Have a really good time!!! A tres bien tot…
You can get even with them by having a better time than they do while they’re gone. Take advantage of the nice lady who loves you and snuggles you and gives you treats. Take lots of pictures to document it. They’ll be jealous when they get home.
Good advice, funny farm!! I AM having a ball without them….more kibble, etc. Heh, heh.