Posted by on Mar 10, 2015 | 9 comments

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Oh, boy, am I impressed with a little column in The New Yorker in the Raised Eyebrow Department about a very special woman, Lenore Skenazy, who has started a movement called “Free Range Kids”, an organization that is (to quote from the group’s Web site: “Fighting the belief that our children are in constant danger from creeps, kidnapping, germs, grades, flashers, frustration, failure, baby snatchers, bugs, bullies, men, sleepovers and/or the perils of a non-organic grape.”

Is that just the most refreshing thing you’ve ever heard?

But, Kid, guess what?  You may have NO MORE HELICOPTER PARENTS HOOVERING AROUND YOU!  Note the use of “hoovering”, a word in our house vocabulary that was borrowed from a very old friend, no longer with us, alas, whose grandmother used to say “hoovering” for “hovering” and so it stuck.

I wrote in an earlier blog about the bio market in Austin, Texas that has a sign saying, “Mothers. this fruit has been washed twice, but if your kid is going to eat the fruit right after you finish shopping, we are happy to wash it again.”  Can you imagine?  Twice-washed and it still needs cleaning?  Oh, boy.

Mama likes the 5-second tenet:  If it drops in the street and you can pick it up in less than five seconds, it’s clean!  Eat it.”

So I hope you’ll take a look at the link above because it’s a short article and charming and there is a statistic about kids getting kidnapped that will really make you sit up and take notice.

Mama’s going to write the organization to ask for little cards that she can pass out to mothers in markets and shops who give her suspicious looks when she comments on their cute kids (or doggies or whatever) or talks to the child itself about whatever subject comes up–many mothers ridge up and don’t respond at all except with an icy semi-smile.  Mama never ran into this behaviour some years ago so it’s a new thing.  It’s called FEAR.  Ungrounded fear, as it turns out.  Of mama?  The child-napper?  Hah!

Believe you me, mama has NO intention of kidnapping ANYONE’S kid, no matter how cute he or she is, haha.

She has ME.  And I certainly can take the bus by myself or walk home from the park.

I just choose to snooze instead…

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