Posted by on Dec 23, 2022 | 28 comments

Practicing my sleep yoga for Christmas eve so I won’t be tempted to stay up for those reindeer and that funny little red-suited anthro…

1. My favorite holiday tradition is ___having Christmas on the 24th at night and then a nice present-opening and then on the 25th a nice lunch and when mama was a kid, playing with her new prezzies, like making her Tiny Tears wet the bed and cry, haha.
2. On Christmas (or Hanukkah) I plan to fill up on __latkes and salmon eggs, er, that is, mama will make the first one in honor of hanukkuh and friends who are celebrating that holiday and I will have TWO MEASLY SALMON EGGS! If that…
3. ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house __this #@$@#!!&ˆ&^ MOUSE WAS STILL ON MY TUMMY!
4. A smile and maybe a few black-eyed peas__ is the best way to spread holiday cheer___and good luck in 2023!

Did I miss something? Has Santa come? OH, THANK HEAVEN HE IS STILL ON HIS WAY!