Hey, I’ve got my beret and tickets and walkin’ paws and am ready for the TGV…
Mama just came across some notes she took a few years ago when she and papa were meeting old friends in Paris. Boy, if I had been around then, I would have jumped in my personal travel case in a New York minute! EiffelTower, great food, beautiful river, churches, art, but I stay away from those famous flea markets!
So when they are at dinner, one of the friends tells this funny, funny true story
Friends of this couple thought they should take their little girl to their catholic church to introduce her to religion and get her acquainted with the service, the music and so on, and as the procession (complete with the swinging thurible—incense burner—hey, I had to look that up!) passed the little girl sitting on the aisle in her pew, she looked up at the priest and said, “Hello, that was a lovely service and I love your dress, but did you know that your purse is on fire?”
Mama and papa rolled in the aisles over this one!
As far as babes go, little anthros are so, so cute when they come up with retorts to their adult anthros scolding. Mama’s little step-granddaughter was acting up once (I was there!) and she had been admonished several times and finally she said, “I can’t help acting this way—I’m only three!”
Well—short blog today, but I love these stories.
And of course, ‘babe’ can mean snazzy anthro female, too. As in blonds. As in blond jokes, which mama doesn’t like particularly because they single blonds out, and so she just says she’s telling a brunette joke, haha! Like this one that someone sent her through an email:
A brunette goes to the doctor for a check-up and he says, “Oh, my dear, I have to tell you that you are pregnant!” And she says, “Oh, dear, is it mine?”
Well, that’s about my favorite of all time, and I’m sure there are kitty jokes in the world and just to be fair, I’ll scratch around and find some for another blog…
Hey, I can’t help writing this way—I’m only a kitty!
Guess which is my glass….
Well we don’t know any kitty jokes but we knows a dirty joke. Ready……………………………
A white horse fell in a mud puddle.