Oh, boy, no more relaxing summer snoozes around here…
Well, mama is emailing me every day to say that she’s coming back in two days and is really ready to get back and COOK! Mostly for those no-good anthro grandkids who are invading Collioure next Sunday, but I think that after having had the experience of Bolt and a pet, they will be far more gentle and attentive to me and MY needs, which will be MANY, thanks to the Gullivers who take off for family birthdays and leave me to waste away.
Well, not exactly. I’m pretty sure mama will think I need to drop a few grams, but maybe not. My kitty whisperer is very astute when it comes to DENYING me pudgy treats, haha. I think she and mama commiserate on my diet, exercise, and spa treatments. At least I get brushed alot and oh, boy, do I LOVE malt paste.
Here is the Great Pilates Purrer, practicing to divert mama from putting me on a #$&%ˆ(#ˆ& DIET!
But I digress…mama will be having around six to eight daily for lunch or dinner or both and so she has the hots for pots right now, haha.
Hey, there’s guacamole in the freezer, mama, remember, and cookies, and gelato…you already DID those? I think it’s time for the memory boost around here. Hey, mama, you know what’s good for memory, and I can take it, too? FISH KIBBLE! Marcus says omega 3 is really good for the brain cells.
Okay, off with my pole to catch my own. Think the birdbath has any finned creatures in it? You never know around here…could be a whole koi community starting up out there!🐟🐠🐡
Oh, and imagine what type of dish your momma could put together for you with koi fishes as the main ingredient?! (mouth watering) Can I join your guest table for dinner? I would, of course, bring you a gift of a great blue Jay birdie, Loulou. Head rubs.
Hey, those jays are tough, mama says. But awfully pretty…
Well, mama thought I was fat until I went for my trim last week – and I look (almost) sleek! Maybe it’s just the fur that makes you look, er, uh, “rond et belle” . But stay close to your mama in the kitchen – with all that wonderful food being prepared, she’s bound to drop some tasty crumbs!!! And the grand-anthros won’t be able to resist your cuteness and will slip you bits under the table.
I see suspicious goings-ons here – mama and papa have their valises in the hall and my stroller!! I hear them talking about Music Festival for ten days; That’s not music to MY ears! And they’re saying no AC or wi-fi (they decided to be economical – during a heat wave – I think mama needs some of that Omega 3). Well, I’ll make the best of it. YOU, par contre, have it made in the shade. Enjoy!!!!
Music for YOUR ears or theirs? Maybe take a few good books, Mya, and forvsure a fan of your own. But we are your FANS, haha, and your maman’s and papa’s and hope you three have a harmonious and melodic time in Menton!🍕🌭🍔 Loulou
You don’t need a diet, French kitties don’t get fat- I even have the book that says that 🙂
Oh, you funny Ellen, you are SO right. I read that book, too, and it’s very clear why we are always slim…we can make a glass of nip juice last the whole meal. Piece of cake.
But a small one…
I know you’ll be happy to have your humans home. Maybe with getting ready for company, she won’t have time to worry about your weight! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy
Oh, this time, mama was so happy with my svelte little body. My sitter is very nice but she does have some attributes of an army general!
Oh – they are home AND more guests ! Well, good luck keeping your svelte figure with all that cooking for company !
Oh, I know, mama was making potato salad yesterday and I noticed that all the cookie boxes are full…uh, oh. Nip nachos, here I come!