Posted by on Jan 24, 2018 | 15 comments

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Well, I was minding my own business, having a snooze (what else?) because there was a lot of activity today all over the house–washing of windows, fixing of atelier for mama’s paintings, Vacuum Monsters running everywhere–so I was bowing out of it all when I gazed out the window and across my vision in MY garden trotted, well, sauntered, a big old fat beige, cream and orange kitty whom I have never seen and DO NOT WANT IN MY GARDEN.

I think she looked sort of like this since mama did not get her photo soon enough even thought I was howling for her to get it!  She was like this one but fatter and had a “so what are you gonna DO about me being in your garden, haha” look on her muzzle!

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THIS kind of look, with CATITUDE!!

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But of course, these are only facsimiles, whatever they are.  Thank heaven it wasn’t the one above, haha.

Still, Big Fat Beige Kitty, it’s called TRES-PASS-ING, okay?  Mama had never seen her, she said.

After mama opened the door and tried to talk to her but instead, ran her up and over the fence, papa called down from upstairs “Where is Loulou, where is that kitty?” And mama ran outside to see if I was hiding from the big fat blond kitty and then they both ran all over the house like crazed weasels looking for ME under beds and in closets and in my favourite places and they were all worried that I had flown the coop or chased the BFBK off the premises or had run out the atelier door in fear, the door mistakenly opened to the street and not shut!

But, hey, FEAR? Moi? In your dreams, because I’m cool, right?

I was right in front of their eyes on the living room chair where I ALWAYS am, duh, and they didn’t even SEE ME!  I think it’s glasses prescription change time…

Still, it’s nice to be wanted.

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