I’m catching some rays while our friend, Fred, snips the lemons…
Well, my friends, the harvested lemons are now in sacks in the garage and mama has put a box out for neighbors.
I mean, what is mama going to do with 500 lemons? Hey, lemonade, lemon curd, Hollandaise (whatever that is – mama made it the other night and gave me tiny taste; too lemony for me plus I don’t like asparagus, haha), lemon sorbet, lemon tarts, lemon pie, lemon hair rinses, lemon chutney, lemon juice cocktail that make nails and skin beautiful, but we are open to any other ideas.
PLEASE!
Unfortunately, we lost a large branch, but it actually seemed to help the over-burdened tree, and we sealed the wound well.
The only problem is the love affair gone sour…
SHE DID WHAT??? You say it’s that guy with the schnoz???
JEZEBEL!
Well, they say that hell hath no fury as a lemon scorned…
You can’t trust those lemons!
Yes, you have to put the squeeze on….
oh how glorious it would be to have access to soooo many lemons!!!!! I bet the aroma is incredible!
We live in a fragrant world, all right.
Mama laughing OUT LOUD at those lemon sculptures! They are funny-crazy-and so well sculpted!! Well, you could sell them at the market? Or trade them for some fish? Mama would probably turn them into Limoncello…….. Better than that banana taped to the wall in the art fair someone bought for 100,000$ for sure. Hmmmm, Loulou – we need to make a plan!
A ‘NANA TAPED TO A WALL???? I have two ‘nanas, so maybe one hugging the other and some tape, okay? We’ll retire, Mya.
You are too funny LouLou. Xo
Well, every harvest something weird shows up on that funny tree.
Lemon humor makes my giggle pucker up!
Ha, ha, puckered giggles—we all need those.
Wow ! We have never seen mutant lemons before !
When you say “lemon juice cocktail…for nails and skin” do you drink it, or apply it externally ?
Well, a lady who does nails said to use lemon juice to whiten nails and remove stains, from gardening, for example. Mama’s grandma drank lemon water every morn for her complexion.