Hey, any kitty could mistake this for you-know-what!
Well, this is priceless! Papa takes it upon himself to speak for me often and he says things like, “Oh, mama you are so considerate to leave out those nice little steaks for me.”
Things like that–you get the picture.
So this time he says, “Oh, mama what a thoughtful mama you are to leave another litter box in the kitchen for me, but really, my little bathroom is enough. So kind of you.”
And mama says, “What on earth are you talking about, Loulou?”
And then she sees the plate of toast crumbs that she uses for Chicken Parmesan next to the skillet on the stove where she browns the chicken and she breaks into giggles, because papa is really funny to have thought that an intelligent kitty like me would even deign to mistake toast crumbs for Cat’s Best!!!
Those anthros are really weird sometimes…
By the way, I’m sorry I missed my blog yesterday but we were all outdoors moon-gazing at the biggest, closest-to-earth moon for 2014 and we’ll be doing the same tonight. I also missed it because I was watching, fascinated, as mama’s little six-year-old darling step-grandkid bit into her Chicken Parmesan and said, “Oh, Sussu, can you make this again tomorrow?” And then ripped through several asparagus spears dressed with olive oil, mint and anchovies! WHOA…a gourmet in the family.
And frankly, after so many different food needs for so many visitors, little Marghe was a pleasure to see.
Frankly, she reminded me of me when she ate everything last night.
Well, except the asparagus–it’s not my favourite, but that chocolate bourbon ice cream that mama made was left out on the counter and I was sorely tempted to ruin my health.
But I restrained myself and stuck to my measly little nibble of chicken that some kind soul tossed my way…
Hey, my Purina chopped chicken was better than YOURS! So there. I might even share it with you next time, you elitist anthros!
And don’t get so wrapped up in your recipes that you miss the shooting stars this week that begin tonight.
I hope. I have a few wishes to make…
Like–how to take better selfies.
If your mom caters, we’d be glad to have her drop by here. 🙂
Man, she would LOVE to drop by the UK!!!! But she’s still pickin’ tomatoes…