Okay, female kitties, listen up.
I am starting a new movement because I became aware TODAY (took a while) that our front teeth are called canines and you know what THAT means. They are named after DOGGIES and should be renamed something like “critter” teeth to include all animals, great and small. What think you?
And if “they”can be used for “his” (which is fair but not grammatically correct, oh, well) then perhaps we can get this “critter” teeth thing across and accepted.
And how about “Tom” for male kitties of our species? Do WE have a name, we female felines that applies to our sex? Do people say, “Hey, here comes a Cathy cat? Or a Carla cat? Or (not so great at all, let’s not choose this one) Cornelia cat?
Ladies, we need a name! How about Kitty cat for now, generic and appropriate, as I am SURE that a TOM cat does not respond happily at all to “Here, kitty, kitty” but instead waits for the proper “Here, Tom, Tom Tom.”
Maybe I’m overthinking this.
Oui, I think so…
Well, it had a ring to it, #Mewtoo, non?
After all, we Kitties are the stronger sex, right? Eveyone knows that. No offense to my CANINE or TOM friends…
Maybe for female doggies there should be a #Myatoo movement, HA HA!
So what do you think, girl doggies?
My sisfur, Esmay, thinks she’s the queen of my house, but that’s fine by me, ’cause that doesn’t change the fact that I’m still the king (despite what Dad thinks). Tee hee hee.
HAHA, we kitties know who is whom or whom is who or what’s what!
You make some very good points, Loulou!
Well I have to admit it was just such a wonderful pun I couldn’t resist it and I’m glad there’s a #Metoomovement for women but I’m not sure we kitties need it!!!
Well Loulou, I may be a TOM but I will always be a TEDDY but I do think that girlie cats ARE Queens of their domains and deserve that honor. I have always wondered why some of our teeth are referred to in a doggy sense but then, language is tricky isn’t it!
Hugs, Teddy the Tom (or a Tom named Teddy??)
Well, I happen to love Teddy over Tom, so that is what you will be forever around here!
And Queen somehow just doesn’t stick for me. Maybe Your Emminent All Seeing Highpaws Magnificat, something modest like that, but Loulou will suffice.
Ooooh – I like Critter Teeth!!! That’s what I use when I chew on stuff – and my toys to make them squeak (thank you Loulou for my shoe!!!) I like a “My Too” movement – but will have to think of a theme – More Food?
Maybe a typo Myatoo…haha I just liked the pun. Probably won’t do a thing about it.
Hi Lou Lou! Queen Nellie used to (constantly) remind us that female cats are Queens! And we agree with you on what to call our sharps! You are AWESOME! Have an amazing day!
Well, mama and i were just fooling around with words…but I do like critter teeth. Thank you for your friendship.
I think everyone overthinks things lately. 🙂
Well, we do, too. A little too much pc thinking… I just couldn’t resist the play on words, haha. You won’t hear about it again, fickle as I am with subjects.
Female kitties are “queens.” As if you didn’t know that deep down.
Hey, I just didn’t want to dwell on our perfection lest I get a stuck-up rep…haha.
I thought Princess was it, at least that’s what my sisters told me!
Well, princess is fine with me, but Mary says it’s “Queen” so maybe I’ll take the step up, haha.