Posted by on Jan 13, 2021 | 24 comments

 

 

YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?

Well, there I was, perfectly happy on the guest bed when mama called me and said, “Loulou, you are going to have to MOVE to the other room because we are going to vacuum in here and I know how you LOVE vaccum cleaners, haha, so if you don’t mind…”.

MIND? MIND? OF COURSE I MIND.Okay, okay so how’s this?  I’ve MOVED.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, I moved, okay?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SO?  Are you understanding this, mama?  I MOVED!  As in, put my little body elsewhere!

And are you seeing clearly how I am lying, so docile on the bed, so obedient, so helpful to my mama?  WHAT DO YOU SEE, MAMA?

Ahhh…the light dawns.  A TUMMY, that’s what.  And just what is it we do with exposed tummies, mama?

EUREKA! (Light bulb goes off in mama’s brain)

RUB THEM, that’s what! RUB, RUB, RUB……

Vacuuming can wait.  Kitties cannot.

Oooh…that was nice, really nice.