PAPA, I may need help here!
Oh, boy, I think mama has gone round the bend, wherever that is.
Today I was casually minding my own business, basking in sun puddles, and I caught, suddenly, out of the corner of my eyeball, a RAT in mama’s hands!
And mama was dissecting it with scissors and ripping open its tummy by slashing it down the underside, ruthlessly and with malice!
Don’t tell me she’s going to stuff it with cornbread dressing and roast it–NO, NO, don’t tell me that!
OH, whew, it is my toy rat and mama’s stuffing it with catnip not cornbread. Oh, thank heaven, I thought mama had lost her mind and turned into Monster Mama.
Hey, wait a minute. NOW SHE’S STICKING PINS INTO AN INNOCENT LITTLE RABBIT!
I think I have the number of the looney bin…now where did I put it?
Goodness you reminded us we need some nip to flesh out the day and our favorite playthings too
Oh, wish I could send you some from our garden!
Uh Oh – sounds like your mama’s into VOODOO!!! Mama went with HER mama to a voodoo ceremony and they burned nails and cigarettes. To Ogun. The baddest voodoo guy – to get rid of thefts in the neighborhood. it worked. So what’s YOUR mama trying to get rid of!? REAL rats? Meanwhile, loulou – enjoy the nip. Something going on here – bags in the hall……. road trip, I suspect.
Oh, you are FUNNY. Love that story. And maybe sticking pins in the suitcases would keep you at home, haha. BUT mama gets to SEE YOU and snuggle you. Damn, I wish I could travel, too, and not get carsick, whatever that is.
We would suggest you avoid your mama until she no longer has scissors or needle in her hands.
Uh, oh, didn’t think of THAT…I’m outta here.
Hmmmmmm Stuffed rat? That might be purretty tasty LouLou. Fur sure unstuffed rat isn’t. Mommy gave us somethin’ called pinky mice the other day and they weren’t tasty at all. They were more like micesicles. MOL You look adorable in that furst foto. Big hugs fur all.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
Oh, Dezi, I’m sorry I haven’t visited lately but we have been so busy. We’ll be there SOON!
Wow – fresh catnip ! Is the rabbit a pincushion or will he be full of catnip too ? Fun times ahead !
Hey, great idea! Maybe mama will cut him open, too!