Posted by on Mar 3, 2018 | 25 comments

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Talk about a squiggled selfie!!! Mama must have been practicing her shimmy when she helped me take THIS one.  All I wanted was a nice portrait, one I could perhaps get her to paint and put on the wall, but no, totally blurred was what I got.

I’m pretty sure there are…er…several of these in our collection, but mama had better get her act together for the next one.  I need an ID card and an update on my passport shot plus I wanted to send one to petsoverload.com so that there would be a photo with my interview, but….

You’ll just have to imagine what I look like, haha.

Then she tried again and did THIS:

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MAMA!  What is WITH you today?  My eyeballs look as if you stuck a couple of marbles in there! This is almost the worst you have EVER done.  Try again.

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Uh…not exactly what I had in mind, mama.  I look as if I’ve spent the whole day in the nip bed.  Take a deep breath and FOCUS, okay?

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ARRRRRGH!  I LOOK LIKE A GIANT RAT!  What’s going on here, mama?  You’re losing your touch today.  One more and THAT’S IT, I’m outta here.

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MAMA! You’re supposed to TELL me when you’re about to shoot!

This is too embarrassing for words.  I’m calling a professional shutterbug next time.