(Maybe pigeon poop would be more manageable…)
To be sung to “These Are A Few of My (least) Favorite Things”
Gulls who poop sideways are driving me crazy
Do they have bad aim or are they just lazy?
I wash my windows after they have flown
I’m thinking of giving them a window of their own…la la la
When the bird poops, when the splat hits, when I’ve just cleaned it off,
They come back dive bombing but turned on their sides, and I want to reach out for my Gull Molotov….
I’ll tolerate this until they can fly better
I’ve sent them instructions in a bird-language letter
But one more event like these from those poop sinners
And Loulou will gladly roast them for her dinners!
Well, as you can see, mama has gone right over the edge, making up songs like this (one of her favorite things) about all sorts of WEIRD happenings.
Personally, I feel these seagulls are pretty versatile and talented to be able to hit their window mark so accurately, haha.
Oops, mama heard that and has other ideas, I’d better beat it!
I think your momma and my momma have the same sense of humor. My mom comes up with her own silly versions of songs too. It’s usually because she can’t remember some of the original lyrics so she improvises!
The birdies always seem to use my momma’s little red auto as doo doo target practice. Tee hee hee.
I guess it makes your mama see RED haha.
HAHAHAHA…..very creative “ode to pigeon poop” and fortunately we don’t see the poopers around here. We do have geese that fly overhead to go to the lake nearby though and they quite often “dump” on our driveway….fortunately not Mama’s head – yet!
Hugs, Teddy
Oh, no, not the head! Not the head!
Well look at that, your mama is a talented poet and musician! Those pigeons sure are talented, though I’m sure she doesn’t think that every time she has to clean up their poop splats.
Yes, she does have other thoughts then!&*$#,%’