Oh, mama, don’t make me hear these, please.…
Mama’s cousin sent these to mama on the day of her brother’s birthday, January 16. Mama’s brother LOVED puns. I’m sure it’s genetic…
Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
She was only a moonshiner’s daughter, but I miss her still.
What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
Just so everyone is clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.
A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.
I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band.
I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.
Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t “c” in the dark.
Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.
When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stare.
Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”
Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
Scientists got together to study effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.
I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.
I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.
I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
Well, mama, not sure our bloggers’ awareness was raisin with these AWFUL PUNS. Jeez, Louise, could I just take a rest now? Or maybe it was razed…
mama laughed at this!!🤪XO OMC!
Hey, that’s what they are for. GOOD.
OMC! Well, some of them made the mom laugh! ~Ernie
A laugh is all we hope to get.
Ha ha ha those are pun-tastic, thanks Loulou!
Glad to bring a giggle to the day.
HAHA – that was a column and a tale! Mamma had to explain but I didn’t understand – not sure she did either! BUT they were FUN!!!!
Mama just LOVES puns, to a fault sometimes, haha. But she thinks they keep your brain going…
They are all very punny. 🙂 XO
Well, punny is what I have around here all day long.
We giggled at those!
A giggle a day keeps the doctor away. Too many puns a day keeps ME away, haha.
Wow LouLou, thoose are amazing ! If Marv sees them there might be a pun-off.
BRING IT ON…
Eyeroll…groan!
Oh, I knew you all would love them!!!
Oh Loulou that was quite a huge pile of puns – you might say a TON of PUNS. Thanks for sharing – my Mom giggled as she read them – I didn’t understand them but she says it’s a “human thing” !
Hugs, Teddy
Oh, she just was funnin’ you, Teddy, but yes, a little English would have helped you.