At least I THINK that’s a computer…
Well, I have decided to begin my memoir, whatever that is, but I think mama said something about remembering all the things that have happened in my life and putting pen to paper. WHA’?
I have a computer, duh!
What do I use to type with, mama? FOUR PAWS? In your dreams, mama.
Maybe a tail will work…
No way, Jose. I have no leverage, whatever that is. Maybe just go back to the old-fashioned tools.
Okay, I’m all set. Mama says to call upon my muse. Here goes…
OH, MAGNANIMOUS MUSE, arise and give aid to my little pea brain so it might gather its thoughts and pencil them perfectly onto the crisp white blank paper I have before me. Let your wondrous stimulation shape my deep kitty thoughts into a tome of marvelous mesmerizing magnitude…
MAMA! Is there another way to call a muse?
Forget the pen and paper, you just need to dictate your memoir to your assistant, Loulou.
Ha, if I could make her stay STILL for a few minutes!
I’m sure you’re get your muse to show up and you’ll write a wonderful masterpiece about your life. I’m standing by.
Thank you for joining the Awww Monday Blog Hop.
Have a purrfect day. My best to your mom. ♥
Well, I already have writer’s cramp…in my head!
What will you call your Memoir dear Loulou? “The Many Loves and Lives of Lovely Loulou” ?
Hugs, Teddy
WOW, that’s impressive. I was thinking too small, something like, My Book, haha.
Yay – I can’t wait to read it, Loulou! Happy writing.
Ha ha, if I cold find my Muse, I’d begin.
Hmmm, we think you might be working at it for a LONG LONG time!
Uh, oh, I think you might have something there. I wish I did!
Loulou – we are GENUISES! How would we manipulate ou peeps if we weren’t? LOL – they ever think about that? Now for FOOD!!!!
Well, that’s a given, Mya. THEY will never catch up.
I had a pecil once, some kitty ate it!
Hey, I hope you got the lead out!
I would definitely buy your memoir. XO
Well, you would get a discount for sure, Ellen.
Maybe try asking Bast (the Egyptian cat goddess) for help. Or if you get REALLY desperate, Sekmet, who is a lion goddess.
I am way behind the times with my blogging friends. I’ll visit and ask, thank you.
Sure: Ghostwriter!
Does a ghost writer get paid by the sheet, haha. Maybe I’ll write someone else’s memoir!