Posted by on Jan 23, 2020 | 14 comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RAT, BEHAVE!

Well, I was cruelly and intentionally with malice aforethought jolted out of my pouting return-responses by a flying RAT, with which mama was attempting to titillate and humor me back into my old jolly self.

She succeeded.   Sort of.

But…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RAT NOT BEHAVING!

I suddenly realized that this little rodent, ANY rodent for that matter, was not going to succumb easily to my predatorations (new word, Mr Webster, own it!).

In fact, this tiny, unassuming winged ball of ratty fur clearly had subversive, sinister plans to ATTACK!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay, mama, what do I do with him NOW?

One must NEVER, NEVER let flying rats out of one’s claws, not for a minute.

He ESCAPED, and if this winged weirdo looks innocent, I’m a snapping turtle!

Whatever that is..