Posted by on Nov 18, 2019 | 16 comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t try to apologize for saying I’m…er…different, mama.

Well, we’re getting into seriously deep waters about this waistline thing.  I will NOT grace my blog by putting in a link to Hank Williams (whoever he was, I like his  music) singing “Roly Poly””, daddy’s little fatty – yes, that line is part of the lyrics!  Okay, okay, I put the link just to have you see how DUMB mama can  be.

No.  1 I AM A GIRL.
No. 2 I HATE BREAD AND JELLY.

Is that just plain rude or what, mama.  You know I can’t go out and even if I could, it’s POURING RAIN!

I’m going to my iPad and look up just how many kilos I should weigh,  being a Tuxie of a certain age, 8, and if I am in my limits, there is going to be all hell to pay around here!