Posted by on Nov 4, 2020 | 22 comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gone, but not forgotten…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HEY, guess what?  The little black female kitty-kitty was claimed by a neighbor, thank heaven, who called us from the number on the poster mama put up and said that she had lost her MALE, sort of brown kitty.  He had been gone for three days.

Well, Luna, as we named her, was jet black and female, mama surmised  (who can tell when they are so young?), but mama was in for a big surprise.

The neighbor came over anyway to see Luna and when Luna appeared she called “OSCAR” and HE came running.  Of course he was a fixed “he” and we thought he was a “she” but mama  had seen him pee in the garden and it was NOT the way I LOOK when…er…doing my ablutions.

Mama should have known, right?  Jeez…

Plus the neighbor said, “Oh, your sign says “affectionate” and he is not very affectionate at all”, but what did that Oscar do at MY house with mama but jump into mama’s arms and wiggle seductively the whole time HE was here, that little gigolo!

I’ll bet he was courting mama just for the FOOD, that little conniver! Whatever that is…

So all’s well that ends well, but I sure hope they put a collar and ID on him.  We were all set to send him off to, well, you know, and boy, that would NOT have been appropriate at all.  I’ll bet the vet would have laughed hysterically…at mama.

Well, all I can say about Oscar is that he is GONE, but in my book, he still had the balls to come here in the first place, haha.

He knows a good restaurant when he sees one.

PS: The family had added  a small kitten to their mix, and his mama said he was miffed…but hey, I was CLIMBING THE WALLS with that guy in the yard! Adios, amigo…