Posted by on Feb 16, 2017 | 16 comments

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Oh, woe, why can’t we organize better?

Oh, I’ll bet there are some of you out there who are indulging in or did in the past the fine art of berating yourself for not doing something, either not doing it at all or not doing it well enough–a chore, a clean-up, an organizing of files, a sweeping of the leaves, a throw-out of the old stuff in a closet that collects old stuff–you know what I mean.

Mama was ranting and raving around here like a crazed weasel the other day because she says she get to the end of day (or a MONTH–the moon seems to be full about every two weeks now, to her) and has nothing to show for it.  What have I DONE all day, she asks, where did the time go and why didn’t I get those things at the hardware store and why didn’t I fix that painting needed it and why didn’t I write more pages of my cookbook and why didn’t I make sure the rosemary isn’t dying or dead and WHY ON EARTH CAN’T I ORGANIZE BETTER?

You get the picture.

Well, mama happens to be very good at organizing and I know that from experience…she organizes my wake-up snuggles, my ear rubs, my right paw massage, then 10 minutes of play with my string, then a perfect handful of kibble in my cereal bowl, and then some wet food all nicely touched with olive oil and during all this, she is making her coffee and munching her own kibble and checking emails and making lists about HOW TO ORGANIZE HER LIFE BETTER!!!

Exhausting.

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Me, exhausted!

Personally, I am a totally organized kitty.  I follow a rigorous plan each day–awaken, stretch, play, eat, rest.  After all, just to wake up takes energy, right?  But I think anthros are more inclined to beat themselves up about not doing enough, or overlooking something by mistake, or forgetting to do a chore that fell by the wayside, wherever that is.

All I have to say is, “MAMA, LIGHTEN UP, OKAY?”

Hey, I AM THE ONE WHO SUFFERS HERE WHEN YOU ARE IN THIS MOOD.  Yeah, ME.

You are beating yourself up in the time that could be spent much more productively scratching MY back!!!

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Or front…

And remember:  you anthros almost always do exactly what you are able to handle and you do it very well and if something slips through the cracks, no worries, mate.  None of us is perfect.

Well, maybe…er…

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How many kitties do you know who can impersonate YODA?