I am raising my patte to vote for MORE FOOD!
Well, this is what happened. Mama has been giving me my breakfast and dinner, as usual, but keeping an eye on my possible rotundity, and as she was fixing my dinner tonight, she exclaimed, “LOULOU, I’ve been giving you only part of your new wet food because I thought the packets were the usual 100g, but guess what? They are 85g so Loulou, forgive me but I have been short-dinnering you for a week!”
Oy…
No wonder I’m starving daily. No wonder I’m pencil thin! (Well, maybe not pencil – more like semi-Twiggy thin, whoever that was). No wonder I look at my bowl and think, hmmm, has mama forgotten to empty the package?
SHE WHAT?
I think mama needs glasses, NOW!
So we’re back on track finally, and mama puts the whole shebang on my dinner plate, looking sheepish the whole time.
You know what I say to that: bahhhhh, haha!
you trained her well LouLou, you trained her well!
Yes, well, sometimes she needs her leash pulled.
You need to get an extra meal now, Loulou.
HEY, great idea. MAMA, listen to this!
teehee – you really think she didn’t notice, Loulou?! I’ll bet that was a trick – and see? You lost some uh, curves! When mama feeds me, I get a lot less food than when papa feeds me. On purpose. Cruella Pujalte, she is. She even gave me a bath yesterday – UGH! I prefer that nice dog smell……
Oh, our mamas can be wicked…probably gearing up for Halloweween, haha.
Can’t have you fading away faint from hunger. Your mama must feel guilty. Enjoy your dinners now.
Oh, she is ridden with guilt, whatever that means, but I think it means FOOD.
You poor starved kitty.
Oh, yes, poor, poor little rotund me…
Oh, LouLou, do not be too hard on Mama. That is a trick many companies use! They keep the price the same, but lower the amount in the package ! Ten cookies in a box instead of a dozen. 14 oz in a box of cereal instead of 16 oz. As long as we anthros don’t notice that the PRICE has gone up, we seldom read the fine print, and it usually isn’t enough of a weight difference for us to notice when we pick up the container.Plus. you lost some rotundity without realizing it !
Well the thing is, mama could feel the package being smaller than the other ones I’m used to and have been eating for about the last eight years, duh, but when she discovered that she was thrilled because now she doesn’t have to cut off the top part of my hundred gram package in order to get it down to 85. And mama habitually reads the fine print, but she was so happy to see my favorite food with added gravy that she grabbed it and read he box a few days later when she felt a smaller weight. And yes, I am svelte again!!!