Loulou, you know your papa only wants the best for you, right?
Oh, yeah? Except my name is NOT Minnie and I think that to be too skinny is not at all like being too rich, haha. In fact (I almost wrote ‘fat‘!), my particular roundness is treasured in Italy where females like me are described as ‘bona’.
Voluptuous, for want of another word. Curvy. Built like a … well, we won’t get into that one, but hey, isn’t it more attractive in a kitty to have a bit of a tummy to rub or what???
Still, here I am, on my diet again, 85% of the package instead of the whole shootin’ match. Small kibble treats once in the evening (including anti-tartar crackers), and that’s it.
In other words, I am to SUFFER! THANK YOU, PAPA, for pointing out what you have observed to be a little charming addition of the grams. Okay, okay, in deference to papa, the vet started all this by mentioning very politely that I was a cicciabomba, which in Italian is ‘butterball’. And here I thought she was my FRIEND and that I could TRUST HER.
Fie on all of you.
I think I should stand up on my own two feet about this!
You just wait until I figure out how to open that little freezer upstairs and get out the MAGNUMS THAT PAPA HAS STASHED THERE!
At least I’ll have skinny tartar-less teeth.
SEE!
Aw Lulu isn’t dieting awful. I am on my 28th day of a detox and all I feel like is a massive slice of moist chocolate cake and a glass of red wine. But, alas, health must come first. Good luck. x
OH, Mitzi…I’ll join you in both of those…well, maybe skip the wine and pour cream, haha.
I know how you feel…I am permanently on a diet because mummy is worried about my weight…I say not fat just fluffy,xx Speedy
You, too, Speedy? I thought rabbits burned off fat like crazy…at least you MOVE!
Oh, Loulou, I feel your pain, girl. They are torturing me with the same mindset. Now, Papa is trying to make me think I’m eating more by cutting up courgette (raw and crunchy) to mix in my food for my mid-day meal. They think we don’t know that they think we’re FAT – OOPS – did that word just slip out of my dictation?! YES, Loulou, we are curvacious, voluptuous, ronde et belle. Harrumph.
Oh, no, now mama is eyeing the zucchine. Oh, boy.
You are perfect LouLou.
Well, you get the admiration prize today, Ellen. At least SOMEONE appreciates my sveltitude.
Loulou you are fine so tell your pawrents to unleash the noms
Timmy and Family
Oh, thank you for your support. I’m passing this on for sure.
Oh my Loulou it is such a sad state that your kibble has been curtailed. Dad says he needs to do that fur our resident rounder Einstein. Einie says it is just fur. We all think you are quite thin and attractive so tell the pawrents to unleash the noms
Timmy and Family
YES, IT IS JUST FUR. Why can’t they SEE that, Timmy?
LouLou, that picture of you standing up for yourself is wonderful ! And buxom…don’t forget buxom !
Oh, thank you. Buxom is the best! I think mama needs to know these new descriptions RIGHT NOW.
MOL! I think a nicely rounded cat is just fine. Sounds like Daddy with his Magnums is busted! (I have a weakness for Magnums too)
Hey, I just realized that I can DIET on Magnums. Just burn off more than I eat and voilá!
Yup, I am on that scale too. Me, I have lean and fit biscuits/kibble, and NO cream! Can you believe that a princess is being deprived her cream? I can. Now if you have Magnums, I have a fridge you can get into . . . just say the word, book a plane ticket and we can party!!!
Purrs
ERin
PS
What flavour Magnus do you have?
Our Magnums are Classic, but I LOVE the caramels. So when will you meet me at the airport, Principessa?
If it makes you feel any better, I want you to know that our family likes plump kitties! We’re not very good at keeping them on diets, either.
So is there room for me when I run away from home?