Oh, boy, mama is out there digging around under the plants looking for snails to put on her face! YES—on her FACE. Well, if they can do it in Japan at a spa and charge a bunch of money, why not do it at home. I, for one, love batting snails around, although I have great respect for something that can carry its house around with it. If I could do that, I’d even love to travel, even on those big things on water that go woo, woo, woo and put smoke out the top and leave big waves behind.
So just as mama was opening her little garden house where all the tools are kept, what should fall on her head but two giant gekkos, horny all over (unlike me, haha) and BIG. Those suckers must have been feasting on something around here because they were 8-inch gekkos and I’m sure not messing with them, no way.
The question is: did they leave slime on mama’s head, and will her hair grow better since the contact? Do gekkos slime? Is slime a verb?
These are the questions I ponder whilst snoozing—questions requiring deep thought and attention and whose answers could perhaps save the world. Or something…
Meanwhile, mama has a family of snails ready for the visage (that’s face in French) and the slime is supposed to help because it contains hyurolonic acid and antioxidants and more (yeah, it’s that ‘more’ I’m worried about…) but when she’s lying on her bed with snails on her face, then what?
Something tells me that papa is going to have other things to do just then and I’m not sure he’s going to finish them EVER if these slowpokes move into his territory.
As for me, I’m helping uncover those little creatures and I’m telling them to bug off (so to speak), high-tail it, vamoose, move on into the neighbor’s garden. HE is certainly not going to be needing them…
Actually, I’m just helping mama save face…haha.
GET THAT SLIMY THING AWAY FROM ME!!!! NOW!
Please tell us you are pulling our paws about your mommy bringing those things in the house and putting them on her face. You didn’t post this on April Fool’s Day, so we fear you are serious. If this is really going to happen or has happened, we hope your mommy got the results she was hoping for. Glad you hid your eyes. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
She did NOT put them on her face, but she sure thought about it a long time.
I give mama a bath every now and then, and I thought, maybe I’ll just lick those little lines away…..