You are probably wondering why I have this look in my eye (make that both eyes) right now, but mama and papa don’t realize that I have put together a gang that I can call in and get help wreaking havoc before they arrive. One of my best friends is this guy, Thomas Cattus the Twisted:
(thank you, Pinterest, I had to have a peaky…er…sneaky hat!)
and you don’t want to KNOW what HE can accomplish. But there are more–LOTS more. Some of them doggies, if you get my drift and YOU know who THOSE are. Have you ever seen what a pack of kitties and doggies might do to a house? Okay, okay there are exceptions.
But if you have been watching Sneaky Blinders, you know who is behind that show, right. No more of this nice kitty stuff, no more of this oh, come snuggle me stuff, and NO MORE of this “Loulou, you’ll be happier at home in the garden” stuff.
My gang will let the neighbourhood know just who’s in charge around here. If I can just get these guys and gals together! Watch out, anthros. Keep your little darlings at HOME. We are going to raise holy hullabaloos everywhere in protest to being LEFT by those who mean the most to us. We are going to BITE the hand that feeds us.
Well, maybe we”ll leave that one out…
And that guy in the background thinks he KNOWS me well…heh, heh. Just you wait.
So where can we get a hat like Thomas Cattus the Twisted has??
Oh, I’ll have to look into that one…
Yah, just those humans wait until your gang gets ahold of ’em! Having a garden gang sounds like a good idea to me, Loulou. If you need another couple of gang members, I could send over an alligator lizard. It comes around here from time to time. It would make a good bouncer. I think he’s working the nightclubs part time right now, but might be looking for a gig with more hours. Winks.
OH, we would LOVE a Lounge Lizard…no, wait a minute, that’s something else. A Reptile Rookie. Er…I’ll work on this.
DID ANYONE NOT GET THE BLOG TODAY? I was told that Hostgator put a note up that my website was being worked upon and some readers did not get my blog. Thanks for any info you have.
Loulou
You are an adventuress to be admired, and even your rough diamond of a friend has so many admirable qualities, style, looks…..
Yes, he really is quite dashing, no? But I have not met him in person…er…animaldom?
teehee – Thomas Cattus the Twisted sounds like our kind of guy!! But we might have to go to ANGLETERRE to find him – and you know who is there, or will be soon?! But I would like to see the big yellow balloon. Maybe we could hitch a ride on the Eurostar? Uh, Mama rollin her eyes…….Just a flight of fancy. There’s no place like home.
WAIT A MINUTE—what yellow balloon? Angleterre? I’m behind the times, clearly.
teehee – Thomas Cattus the Twisted sounds like our kind of guy!! But we might have to go to ANGLETERRE to find him – and you know who is there, or will be soon?! But I would like to see the big yellow balloon. Maybe we could hitch a ride on the Eurostar? Uh, Mama rollin her eyes…….Just a flight of fancy. There’s no place like home.
But LouLou – you HATE travel. You just want to be with your people! Be careful of biting the hand that feeds you – and don’t burn any bridges !
I think that’s good advice, I think. Bridges? Burning? Oh, I’ll never go that far.
He looks like a fun friend. XO
He’s a virtual friend. I needed a good-looking tough guy in a Sneaky Blindsiders hat et voila.
Oh Loulou, you sure are a cat after my own heart, clever, determined, brave and up for whatever it takes to ensure us cats get what we need…. OR you could just try a housekeeper? Mine is brill and no need to get the girls (or boys, right as though we girls need them) around. MOL
Toodle pips and purrs
ERin
Oh, Erin, maybe a housekeeper would work wonders. Thank you for that. And yes, we share Tuxie genes and you know what THAT means.