Well, in these if-fy times, for which I really have no name because they are so WEIRD and IF-FY, mama finds that sometimes she doesn’t sleep as easily as, say, papa, or, of course as I do, the Queen Statistician of Slumber and Snoozitude, and what I hear more often than not in these moments is, “Loulou, why can’t we anthros sleep like KITTIES?”
Hey, it takes skill, mama, a very large amount of skill, that’s why.
And big feet help.
Loulou, the mom says the same thing to us. She would love to be able to sleep like a cat.
Oh, we rule the sleep world, that’s a fact. So what does your mom do to sleep?
Kitties sleep so peacefully. You are so lucky, Loulou. Your mama should drink some chamomile tea before bed, sometimes it helps.
She has tried camomile but it doesn’t do much of anything. Last night it was mental meditation, and the tongue behind teeth exercise, plus counting backwards from 100….Zilch.
And she dreamed she was in a crowd and no masks were worn!!!! Gee, I wonder if this crisis is affecting anthros, haha?
LOL – Loulou you and I can sleep anywhere! I like sleeping in my bed under the drawing your mama did of me with all my toys! Or in the bed with mama and papa. Or on the sofa when we watch tv. Yes, Loulou – Snoozitude is us.
Maybe we should have a club and the membership would cost 20 good dreams per annum, whatever that is.
Kitties get plenty of practice by sleeping about 20 hours a day 🙂
WOW. I just wrote “20 dreams per annum” and I should have said per diem!!!
You are a snoozy pro fur sure Loulou!
Hey, Snoozy Pro…sounds like a rapper! A dreamy one.