HA ha ha ha ha…deese is goot ones!
Subject: Chuckles for Sunday
To: All readers, have a good, giggling Sunday! We loved the serial killer one….
I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one.
A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat is worse
Apparently RSVP’ing to a wedding invitation, “Maybe next time,” isn’t the correct response.
Don’t irritate old people. The older we get the less “life in prison” is a deterrent.
Have you ever listened to someone for a minute and thought, “Their cornbread ain’t done in the middle.”
Aliens probably fly by earth and lock their doors.
You will hit every cone on the highway before I let you merge in front of me because you saw that sign 2 miles ago like I did.
I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
It turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
I miss the 90’s, when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was.
Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, “That can’t be accurate.”
I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
As I watch this generation try to rewrite our history, one thing I’m sure of… it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
I thought getting old would take longer.
Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway. That’s when the fight started.
Picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely.
I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test… same.
Thanks for the laughs, Loulou! We needed them.
Boy, do we ever.
Those are great, Loulou. I have several favourites. Thanks for the laugh.
You are welcome. Mama loved the serial killer one…
Thanks for the giggles Loulou – never underestimate the value of a good GIGGLE…..especially these days.
Hugs, Teddy
De rien…and we have this marvelous friend who finds these things often and passes them on to us. SO funny.
Thank you, Loulou. These were just what our mom needed. She had comments about a couple of them. 1. As I watch this generation try to rewrite our history, one thing I’m sure of… it will be misspelled and have no punctuation. AND IT WON’T BE WRITTEN IN CURSIVE!
2. I thought getting old would take longer. SHE ALWAYS SAYS, “I THOUGHT I’D BE OLDER BEFORE I FELT THIS OLD.”
XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, angel Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer, Kizmet, Audrey & Raleigh
Ha ha yes the cursive is disappearing…alas. Mama loves to write longhand and as far as being old, YOU are not old because someone who has taken care of many kitties in such a marvelous way is NEVER OLD, or let’s say, always young in spirit.
Yes, the aliens do lock their doors and rightly so!
Ha Ha, probably won’t stop at all…
Thanks for the chuckle. I like the RSVPP to the wedding invite. 🙂 XO
Ha ha, mama, too, loved that one but also the serial killer. Priceless.
These were dandy jokes LouLou ! Thanks for the giggles !
Love to send giggles. We all need them more and more.
Hahahahahaha!
Great stuff!!!!
Glad to send ha has every now and then.
MOL!!!! cornbread not dun in dee middle…..MOL!!!!
Haha mama loved that one, too. As in not playing with a full deck or not having both oars in the water.
I have to say, the serial killer one and the prison one are Mrs H’s fav’s, closely followed by the traffic cone one too. But being Buddhist, we shouldn’t take such delight in these things, as we should help all and bear no grudges etc. Well, maybe only a tiny bit….
ERin
Well, mama’s brother in law was a Buddist and he had a few ha has of his own but yes, we feel that being mean is out…kindness is our motto.