Posted by on Jun 13, 2016 | 8 comments

TEARS FOR ORLANDO. WHY DID HE HAVE THESE GUNS IN THE FIRST PLACE? WHY DID HE HAVE A JOB AS A SECURITY OFFICER WHEN THE FBI WAS WATCHING HIM?

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And on a lighter note:

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I am NOT giving up the period, EVER.

Oh, boy, is mama steaming around after having read an article by the man who coaches the Shakespearean actors in England that the period—that little dot that we have used since writing was invented—is going the way of good English along with so many other elegant little touches of the past such as He and I are going out instead of Me and him are going out.  For example.  And don’t get mama started on ‘lay’ and ‘lie’…oh, boy.

One does not stop the growth (or death) of grammar or a language, and perhaps mama will get over it soon enough. I, for example, speak with a period at the end of every myow. Myow. Myow. Myow. Dinner time. And since I can’t send tweets or twits or sms-es or emails or even LETTERS (do others even write letters in these days?), I must have a period at the end of my speech or no one would know what the heck I am myowing about! And speaking of exclamation marks, they are about to bite the dust, too.

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Who knows when? Maybe along with the question mark! Now if you count how many periods are in this blog (don’t bother, a waste of time) you will see that indeed the period does have its use and unless we are going to simply start writing without punctuation and just say everything we need to say without any stop or maybe if we just have nothing to say anyway (some tweets) and continue babbling on about this and that and what we had for breakfast or what we are allergic to or how the supermarket check out person was rude or how we have an itch on our elbow and can’t imagine what that might be, etc, then we are going to have to STOOP to using something that will END this verbal vomiting, PERIOD! Right?

So you don’t want to hear about this silliness? Fine. Or as the case may be Fine! Or with more emphasis FINE! Frankly, I love to write with good English in mind (my grandma was a teacher—mama’s mama) and they will have to drag me howling and myowing away from using it as well as I can with four paws on the keys

PERIOD!

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