Posted by on Sep 19, 2018 | 16 comments

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Well, I’m just lying here wondering what anthros use for brains sometimes.  I KNEW THEY were trying to train me to eat in my travel cag…er apartment…so that when I finally had to go in it to travel I would have BONDED with it (in your dreams).  HOWEVER, I did eat in my apartment and I did sort of bond with it, but that dumb mama left the top LID open right in the path from the kitchen to the living room and guess who TRIPPED OVER IT and bled all over the place after having upset my KIBBLE dish IN the cage (hey, let’s call it what it is), throwing kibble all over the place and the lid up in the air and mama sprawled on the floor while papa and our friends visiting watched in horreur.

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What’s that awful racket? OH, NO, MAMA FELL RIGHT ON HER WHATSIT!!! Actually, she fell in slow motion so she’s fine, but the shin caught on the errant lid…arggggh.

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THE CULPRIT!!! But who on EARTH would leave the lid open to block the path halfway and make an obvious obstacle course right where you just KNOW someone is going to TRIP?  And as I mentioned, we know who that “someone” was.  Mama’s sweet friends and papa came to the rescue because heaven knows I was traumatized by having my apartment come to pieces!

Jeez, Louise.

Well, I’m really sorry for mama’s shin, now scratched a good six inches and black and blue to boot, whatever that means, but hey, guys, ALL MY KIBBLE WAS SPREAD EVERYWHERE.

Wait a minute.  Why didn’t I gobble it up off the floor?  Duh.

Who’s the dumb one here?

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